PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic